6/4

To husband,

im sorry i just blew a fuse no need to be so out of control I LOVE U PLEASE FORGIVE ME..... XOXOXOXO WIFEY.

From tamara

8 1 2

 

6/3

To Angry Wife,

I am sorry that I left a sink full of dishes for you last night, and went straight to work without washing them this morning either.

From Loving Husband

7 0 0

 

6/2

To French Food,

I demand an apology from French food for being so feminine and pathetic. It's no wonder the Vikings, Germans, and everyone else stomped all over you

From Nicholas

5 2 1

 

6/2

To Moron Driver,

I took my time driving slowly through a school zone, and you get up on my bumper beeping and speed around me? It's people like you that ruin this world. Did you know a kid hit at around 25mph has an 80% chance of surviving, and a kid hit around 35mph has an 80% chance of dying?

From Chris

5 1 1

 

6/1

To Roomates,

I ate *ALL* the eats, and drank *ALL* the dranks in the fridge. I left nothing but glory. I hope you guys can sympathize with the life of a stoner.

From That Guy

8 2 1

 

6/1

To Savage,

I demand an apology from the savage creature who took a dump on my front lawn. I thought it was from someone walking their dog, but upon not-much-closer inspection revealed it to be human feces. Who would do such a thing?

From Angie R.

16 0 0

 

5/31

To Mike,

Apologize for throwing my kiss on the ground and squishing it underfoot.

From Vincent

7 2 0

 

5/31

To John,

Hi giannis. I wanted to say sorry for telling you that you are faswing fat girls. I will not do that again.You friend, Angelos

From Aggelos

8 2 10

John accepted this apology.

John responded

5/30

To Kayla,

I spent my whole life searching for love, and all these years later, I never realized how much of a jerk I have become. The fighting and pettiness that ultimately ruled each of our days together was beyond anything I thought we would be capable of. How ...

From Adam Jenson

7 1 1

Adam Jenson has included A Red Rose

Kayla accepted this apology.

Kayla responded

5/29

To J.P.,

Sorry for filling your shoes with soy sauce packets. Gerry stopped me before I could mix in the hot mustard and duck sauce (I've always wondered why it's called Duck Sauce).

From E.R.

8 0 1

J.P. rejected this apology.

J.P. responded

5/29

To Steve,

I would like to say sorry for doing such a bad job painting the wall. It was definitely a learning experience!

From Frank

6 2 0

Frank bought Steve A beer

5/19

To Fred G,

I would like to say sorry for spilling some of my margherita on your floor. Your floor did look like it could use a drink, though.

From Gregory

6 3 0

 

5/16

To Mother in Law,

To the woman who bore the most wonderful man Who met me, and loved me, and gave me my clan It's true that I was out of line When I tried to slip you that secret wine But I've witnessed your ever sparkling wit So ...

From @nattykep

7 0 0

@nattykep would like to extend an Olive Branch

5/13

To Ryle Justin S. Uy,

Actually I don't know why the heck I'm apologizing. I just feel like doing so. Should've told you this personally but then I thought It'd be awkward. Should've inserted here my real name instead of a moniker, its pretty obvious who I am though. Bottomline: ...

From Stupid

8 2 1

 

5/13

To Jane Eleazar C. Pasion,

I'm sorry I couldn't be your best friend.

From Karla Gaudier

7 2 0

 

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