4/17

To The State of Ohio,

I've spent 5 years living in various parts of Ohio and have consistently left terrible tips at every restaurant. In addition, I would spend an hour or more "revving" my motorcycle in my apartment complex parking lot, but never go anywhere;​ I was just hoping some woman would find me ...

From Gary

15 3 0

 

4/17

To Hua,

Hi, I'm sorry to trouble at early morning.

From Johnny

17 1 0

Hua accepted this apology.

Hua responded

4/16

To His Boss,

Thanks for giving me the wrong key to lock up. I had to wait almost 2 hours for the guy to come close everything. And I was really excited to not get any overtime, too.

From Sam

17 0 1

 

4/16

To stewart family,

well, i guess this place is as good as any to apologize, since i wasn't able to look you guys in the face at the time. i'm sorry for treating your house like a zoo while we were renting it. i'm particularly sorry about jerking off all the time and ...

From anonymous

15 1 1

 

4/16

To Tuckie,

You are the best thing to happen to me, and I almost destroyed it. Word's can't express how incredibly sorry I am. I love you with all my heart. Please forgive me.

From Polska Princess

14 2 0

 

4/16

To Matt,

Sorry I stole your folding scissors in the 3rd grade

From Kevin

16 5 0

 

4/16

To JS,

When you were in the bathroom during lunch I accidentally knocked over your bowl of soup onto the table. Danny said not to worry about it, pushed most of it back into the bowl with a Maxim magazine and then cleaned the table. You didn't seem to notice, but I still felt weird about it. Can you ever forgive us?

From NM

17 1 0

 

4/15

To Emmi,

i stole pieces from your risk and monopoly games just to cause frustration

From Pirkka

17 1 0

 

4/15

To Lesley,

I only said it was okay for you to invite men over for the night so I could listen in. God, I need a boyfriend!

From Corinna

14 1 0

 

4/15

To UPS guy,

I reported my parcel as undelivered, despite signing for it under a false name while standing on my porch. I did it with the intention of claiming the insurance. Hope you don't get in trouble.

From h. stilton

16 0 2

 

4/15

To Hugh C.,

I'm sorry that my son threw up on your son (and your rug) during his birthday party. He wasn't feeling good and I should have let him stay home yesterday.

From Anonymous

12 4 0

 

4/15

To A guy at the bar,

Thanks a lot for starting a conversation with me and appearing interested...When I came back from the bathroom you bought another girl a drink and didn't even talk to me. You are such a piece of garbage.

From Tanya

14 2 0

 

4/14

To Mr. Caprese,

I'm sorry I took your daughter out to one of the best clubs in Miami, got her home 2 hours late, and told you we fell asleep playing Monopoly.

From Ralph

15 3 2

 

4/14

To Thoven,

Please forgive me for stealing your two handed sword.

From Selik

18 11 0

 

4/14

To hockey team,

hey guys, just felt like i owed you an apology for lying about the pizzas from the other night. they weren't delivery, they were digiorno.

From jason s.

23 1 0

 

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