3/20

To Sharon,

Dear Sharon, I'm sorry I vomited in your car after we left the airport. I'm sure the smell will come out of your car soon enough. Memories of David, may not.

From Beverly

14 1 0

 

3/20

To Quesha,

Girl, Im sorry I slept with your dad. In my defense, I thought it was your brother. Too much gin, not enough juice

From LaTisha

23 3 1

 

3/18

To His wife,

I apologize to my wife for not showering for 3 days. And for insisting it was ok as long as I changed my underwear.

From Jim

20 6 1

 

3/18

To Everyone,

Sorry if today was a rough morning for anyone! See you all next year! Eat some Irish Soda Bread and recover.

From St. Patrick

15 2 0

 

3/18

To esteban,

I'd like to apologize for telling you your mother looked like Samuel L. Jackson during her intervention. It was unnecessary and over the line.

From cornelius

206 56 13

 

3/17

To All his friends' livers,

Sorry in advance for the damage I'll do!!!

From St. Patrick

14 3 0

 

3/17

To His hockey team,

You do not know how angry and hurt I am that I gave up that goal to lose the game.

From Anonymous

16 1 0

 

3/16

To everybody,

for going from the fat of the land to "creeping like dracula"

From the prodigy

12 2 2

 

3/16

To P.J.,

Posting those incriminating pics of you on fb.. Sorry but you know not to mess with me P!

From Paul

15 7 1

 

3/15

To his project manager,

Sorry for eating an entire bowl of pasta and now having NO desire to do any work for the rest of the day. . .

From Mike

16 7 0

his project manager rejected this apology.

3/15

To Tiff,

I'm sorry that I spilled coffee in your car. I should have put that lid on tighter lol

From Amy

12 3 0

 

3/15

To David,

Sorry I brought the crew coffee and didn't get you anything... I didn't think you would around.

From Steven

19 1 0

David accepted this apology.

3/14

To Pandoris,

I was doing some soul searching the other day and I finally hit rock bottom, and wanted to change my life, so Pandoris I want to apologize for the many time that I humiliated you by using your own ability to summon by summoning you.

From Caesiuszaid

13 1 1

 

3/14

To Codyp,

Sorry Cody I knew it was wrong but I saw your sandwich in the fridge and ate it, but that's not what I am apologizing for, actually I am apologizing for the mess I made in your bathroom after eating your sandwich. Sorry dude turkey fillet with blue cheese curdling in my stomach makes for a not so bathroom clean snack!

From Muskuteer

16 6 0

 

3/14

To Ventus,

Sorry Ventus I wanted to apologize for telling your GF that you were gay!

From Bastante

15 1 1

 

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