4/27

To Shep,

Thanks for coming to Fallen Heroes and gearing up and causing drama over loot. Thanks for telling Admanis to stand in the hall and die because you were too elitist to explain the fight. Thanks for exploding into ashes and taking all the douchebag crybabies with you.

From Elikan

7 2 0

 

4/27

To People who walk slow on sidewalks,

I am so tired of walking behind you all, and having to walk in the middle of the street just to avoid being caught traveling at 1mph on my way back to work. Please take a taxi.

From Amanda

10 4 0

 

4/27

To Everyone,

I'm sorry for trying to pass my comb over as a full head of hair. I know everyone realizes that I'm just going bald, but I still feel the need to grow out one really long side burn and flop it over my shiny spotted head. I know that sometimes ...

From Johnny

8 0 1

 

4/26

To Emily,

I didn't go to my aunt's house. I was watching basketball at a sports bar with my friends. I'm sorry sometimes a man just needs to get out once in a while.

From Tom

7 2 0

 

4/26

To His Girlfriend,

When we got into bed Friday night, I was a bit drunk. Things got very intimate very quickly. Without going into detail (sexually), the fact that I actually farted into your face is beyond comprehension, utterly embarrassing, and both shocking and funny at the same time. I really have nothing ...

From J. Anonymous

15 6 3

 

4/24

To Everyone,

I apologize for my sadistic nature and malevolent thoughts. It's unfortunate that nobody notices..

From M.

12 1 2

 

4/24

To Michelle,

Apologize for not texting me when you went to the movies! :)

From Matt

11 1 1

Michelle agreed to apologize.

Michelle responded

4/24

To Adamz,

Apologize for trying to make me apologize to you. I am deeply hurt and scared by this. And if you do not apologize to me then I am afraid that I will have to envoke some taboo magic on you. - Shannon

From Shannon

12 2 5

Adamz refused to apologize!

Adamz responded

4/24

To Szanonis,

Apologise for accusing me of being a duck NOAW!!

From Adamz

13 1 6

Szanonis refused to apologize!

Szanonis responded

4/24

To Storm,

Dearest Storm. I am so sorry that I didn't warn you about Dustin. He is an asshole. He played me. Since you stopped talking to me when he and I got together, you deserve the late warning. I hope you two don't last &​ for your sake I hope that you don't lose your virginity to him... cause he is a lackluster fag!

From Nomi

13 1 1

 

4/24

To Girlfriend,

I apologize for taking you for granted. I know I'm the not best boyfriend ever, and the only effort I've put into our relationship is in the constant bickering I seem to have about everything. I always get angry, yet you're so patient and tolerant , and I've been blind. ...

From Boyfriend

14 5 1

 

4/23

To His co-workers,

I must apologize for constantly using bad phrases such as "let's table this" and "we can reevaluate offline" during conference calls. I didn't realize how often I say this.

From Timothy

18 0 3

 

4/22

To Jon,

It's not being a wingman if you go home with the girl I was trying to get with at the end of the night.

From Mario

16 1 0

Jon refused to apologize!

Jon responded

4/21

To Girl,

I'm sorry for saying "you dirty whore" while we we're having sex and you wanted me to talk dirty. It was my first time, and I didn't know what to say.

From Boy

152 40 10

 

4/21

To Her Boyfriend,

Each day I find myself getting more and more angry that you slept with other girls before we started dating. I know this doesn't make sense, but I am so bitter I want to just hurt you. I am sorry how terrible I've been, and this is the reason why. ...

From Anonymous

22 33 8

 

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