When you borrowed my car on Saturday to take some people home, you failed to tell me that they left a can of beer sideways on the floor. It's contents were spilling out every time I made a right turn. The car stinks and I really trusted you to keep things under control!
To Guy from Neighborhood when i was 15. About 1987,
I was walking with 2 girls to the store when I was 15. I always had a hard time fitting in, girls just didn't like me. Some guy about our age came walking in the opposite direction an as he passed us he stopped me and told me that I
Please forgive me for stealing your two handed sword.
I want to apologize to my neighbours the Andersons. The other night I walked home, pretty drunk. By the time I got to my street I was feeling nauseous. Anyhow, I didnt make it to my door, instead I threw up all over your hood and windshield. I noticed you
From Jake S. McLord
Girl, Im sorry I slept with your dad. In my defense, I thought it was your brother. Too much gin, not enough juice
To His wife,
I apologize to my wife for not showering for 3 days. And for insisting it was ok as long as I changed my underwear.
I'd like to apologize for telling you your mother looked like Samuel L. Jackson during her intervention. It was unnecessary and over the line.
Sorry Cody I knew it was wrong but I saw your sandwich in the fridge and ate it, but that's not what I am apologizing for, actually I am apologizing for the mess I made in your bathroom after eating your sandwich. Sorry dude turkey fillet with blue cheese curdling in my stomach makes for a not so bathroom clean snack!
To The World,
..For being so awesome!
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