It’s been a while since I last wrote a post – a lot had to do with leading up to getting married (I know, I still can’t believe someone would marry me either), going on my honeymoon, settling in, etc., but believe it or not I also wanted to take a break to let the site keep doing its thing. From last year to now I’ve cleared 1,500 apologies and I felt it was appropriate to start with a little analysis. Today I wanted to focus on relationship-based apologies and tie it back to the idea of becoming better at identifying your apology strategy. Being a curious person, I spent some time going through all of these apologies that were posted and did some quick database work  to see what I could come up with in the wonderful realm of forgiveness. I wanted to make the set of data as good as possible too so I excluded apologies that weren’t sent via my e-mail feature, things that looked shady or fake, etc. What I learned was out of the 260 ”quality” apologies filed under the relationship category, 196 were accepted. Only 13 ended up being rejected, and the rest are still unaccounted for. So if I did my math correctly, 75% of the apologies end up being forgiven. That’s a pretty good number. I decided to take it a bit further and look at the time frame. Out of all of the apologies that were accepted, a whopping 177 (that’s 90%) were accepted within the same day. Many within 2 hours or less. Most of the responses also appeared favorable and sometimes jocular, indicating to me that the person who messed up is probably off the hook for a while.


Forgive and Forget? 90% of the online apologies were accepted within 1 day.

So lately I’ve been getting a lot of e-mails asking for advice ( if you’re curious) . Of the hundred or so e-mails, only 5 have NOT been relationship-based to date. I suppose this makes sense, since if you are like me then most of the time you $!#@ up is around your s/o or spouse, right? The thing is, I spend a lot of time trying to listen before I help. Unlike the traditional Let Me Apologize approach I created, where you say sorry publicly and take it from there, the advice side of things is much more personal. There is a deeper problem in the works and it takes a lot of time to understand it. Sometimes I’ll exchange 4 or 5 long e-mails to really get the facts to make an informed suggestion. And to be honest I don’t think I could possibly come close to the truth from a few back-and-forths with the person (the one who messed up in the first place).

What I noticed in this case, however, is that almost 90% of these situations do not end well. I really have no idea if this means I’m bad at giving advice (Wow I sure hope not) or it’s just the execution of said advice, but usually a few weeks or a month later I’ll get a response saying how their ex stopped returning their calls, rejected their apology, got a restraining order, or even left the country in one case! Not good. Although rare, every now and then I’ll get another e-mail back from the same person a few months later stating they feel much better now, have moved on, and sometimes they are even in a better relationship. I really love when that happens and urge all of you to remember that. The pain definitely takes a while to go away but there is always hope.

Does it mean if you apologize online you have a higher chance of being forgiven than if you do it face to face? Hell no.

So what gives? For the most part, you’ll observe the very nature of these online public apologies are more lightweight and playful. Contrast that to the more serious and problematic face-to-face scenarios I’ve been dealing with, and I think it just goes back to what I’ve been saying since I made the site – there is a certain way you need to apologize when you mess up. Different strategies for different points in your life. You’re probably thinking now that this sounds like such common sense – there are degrees of wronging that correlate directly with the levity you bring to your apology. And yet you wouldn’t believe how many times this simple concept is so profoundly messed up (trust me I’m no better). On my page for how to write an apology letter, I mentioned that the best course of action is to first stop and THINK about what happened. Don’t worry about whose fault it is, since it’s probably both of yours. Try to think about the problem itself and what the best approach is to clearing things up. How much time should you wait? When should you do it? Where?

Before jumping right in and saying I’m sorry, the best way to apologize is to first think about what happened before you write anything. Gain understanding not just that you messed up but also how you came to this point. If applicable, ask yourself what events and thought processes got you here. Can you think of a logical reason and what steps you could have taken to prevent this?

I know this sounds pessimistic, but you shouldn’t be completely shocked if things don’t go according to plan right away when you apologize. Relationships are very complex beasts. It takes an enormous amount of self-sacrifice and patience to get things right, and even then you’re bound to mess up. Try to not only learn from your mistakes, but also (and just as importantly) learn from your success in relationship-repairing strategies. This will ultimately lead to you being a more aware person and thus having an easier time navigating through the troubled waters.

I know, technically it’s not winter, but we’re moving into December tomorrow and i’m wearing short sleeve shirts and firing up my BBQ here in NY. Anyone else? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind the warm weather, but something feels off driving down the street in 60 degree weather listening to holiday music and seeing garland wrapped around the lamp posts.


The "Festive Snowman" unlocks on December 1

Anyway, starting December 1st you can now attach the Festive Snowman to your apologies. This guy was our second addition to the seasonal gifts (they only unlock certain times of the year). The Festive Snowman is looking to spread some holiday cheer to the people you wronged. Hopefully you weren’t a complete jerk (although somehow I bet you were) but don’t worry he’ll help you get forgiven. Being able to actually sip your hot cocoa without getting the silent treatment from your significant other is key. It’s also related to how many presents you get.

Remember – he who dies with the most toys wins.


Hey everyone hope you’re having a good weekend. It just dawned on me that while I have it setup for attaching a virtual gift to increase your chances of getting FORGIVEN, I didn’t think about something for DEMANDING an apology. Now obviously you couldn’t give someone a stuffed teddy bear and hope they’ll apologize to you.. I mean I guess you could, but that’s pretty lame. No, i’m thinking of intimidation! Just straight up awful stuff. Pies in the face, dipping their fingers in warm water while they sleep, or dumping a pound of kitty litter on the hood of someone’s car. OK you got me, that last one was oddly specific. I actually did that to someone once when he wrapped my car in plastic the night before. I never apologized and it scratched his whole car up. I should probably apologize…

So digression aside, do you think I should add something to let people attach “gifts” or actions to augment the chances of someone agreeing to apologize to you?


Should You be Able to Include Virtual Gifts When You DEMAND an Apology??

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Let me know what you think, and leave a comment below for what types of things you’d like to see.



Halloween is really around the corner - Where did the Summer go!?


The Elusive "Mischievous Ghost" Unlocks a Week Before Halloween

I can’t believe how fast this year is flying by. I really love this season though, between Oktoberfest, the leaves changing, Thanksgiving, etc, it’s just an awesome time.  So I’ve had this idea in my head since I started Let Me Apologize back in February, which was to not only have gifts you can give, but gifts that “lock and unlock” at different times of the year. I was hoping to have something cool in time for Oktoberfest (Did I mention I *love* Oktoberfest?) but I was so busy drinking pints of Märzen and Hefeweizen that I didn’t have the time.

Fast forward a few sleepless nights and here we have our first two seasonal gifts – the Festive Snowman and the Mischievous Ghost. Our ethereal friend unlocks the week before Halloween, and you can use him up until the first week in November in case you were too busy trick-or-treating! Enjoy and let me know what you think, I love hearing input!

Maybe we can all have a pint of Deutsche Bier next year together.

Hello all. It’s been a little over a year since I’ve first launched, and I’m proud to say Let Me Apologize now has a blog. I plan on sharing some of the best apologies here, discussing things, and really whatever else I feel is worthy of your time.

According to votes, it seems I have the worst apology.

You can view it here:

This was the 9th apology ever to the site (I think most of the first few were tests) but one of the first I left up there. I made it as another test to see how the site was working. It seemed like so long ago, and in no time it was voted down.